Amusing – Here Is Some Midol For Them Pms Days~~weird And Bizarre

This one’s very funny. I used to browse eBay looking for interesting things to buy. You can spend lots of time looking at the funny things sellers list. Antiques has hilarious stuff. You find gags all over.

Funny stuff


GOT THE PMS BLUES?? DOES IT FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG FOR YOU?? ARE YOU HAVING MORE UNCOMFORTABLE DAYS THEN A FEW?? ARE YOU DOWN AND OUT AND FEELING BLUE?? DON'T YOU HATE THOSE DAYS YOU FEEL LIKE POO?? TIRED OF FEELING LIKE YOU GOT THE SCREW?? ALL GROUCHY AND BLOATED LIKE YOU GOT THE FLU?? I HAVE THE ANSWER, OH YES, IT'S TRUE! MIDOL.... LET ME HELP YOU MAKE IT BETTER.. NO MORE CRYING, NOT A TEAR.. THIS AUCTION WILL THRILL YOU, OH YES MY DEAR.. SO PUT DOWN THAT BEER & HAVE NO FEAR.. THIS EMPTY BOTTLE OF MIDOL WILL BRING YOU CHEER.. YOU ARE BIDDING ON AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MIDOL AND ONLY AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF M1DOL!! AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME HORRIBLE DAYS LATELY I AM GOING TO ADD A GIFT FOR EVERY UNIQUE BIDDER AND AS ALWAYS I AM VERY GENEROUS.... THIS AUCTION IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.. I MAKE NO GUARANTEES THAT THIS WILL MAKE ANYTHING BETTER I SURE HOPE IT DOES BUT NO GUARANTEES.. PAYMENT: PAYMENT IS DUE 48 HOURS AFTER THE END OF THE AUCTION SHIPPING: I SHIP WITHIN 48 HOURS AFTER CLEAR PAYMENT I SHIP USPS IF SHIPPING IS LESS I DO REFUND IF IT IS MORE THEN $1.50 RETURNS: NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A WEIRD BIZARRE AUCTION GOES PLEASE EMAIL ME FIRST OR PLEASE DO NOT BID.. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY BID'S I SEE FIT TO DO SO IF YOU HAVE LESS THEN 10 FEEDBACKS PLEASE EMAIL ME BEFORE BIDDING THANK YOU SO MUCH.. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY!!!! THIS TEMPLATE WAS MADE BY WINGSOFPURPLEPASSION DO NOT COPY,, SHARE OR RESELL

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