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Message to eBay: this listing is not violating any eBay policies on investments or trading of stocks or partnerships. This listing is for the sale of information and contact details of an existing Christian managed international corporation based out of Israel and the former Soviet Union now known as the Russian federation. I have full authorization to list this contact information by the CEO and board of directors of One New Man Ltd. Upon request I can fax or email all legal documents to support my statement of authorization. Are you ready for the first and only true no scam money making business where you can earn millions of dollars while you sleep? A true private born again Christian company operated by regular people like me and you, an international corporation that is involved in multi billion dollar business in China Russia Israel and many other countries and growing everyday. THIS IS NOT AN MLM OR NETWORK MARKING PYRAMID SCAM This listing has no pictures of expensive cars and homes No photos of money as you're used to seeing on eBay No gimmicks or scams to get your attention Just pure facts and honest truth about how you can change your life and better yourself and of course make money And live a happy and joyous life No emailing or selling anything to your family members for profit This is a real million dollar business opportunity for anyone wiling to live a righteous life. I will explain the entire business to you in this listing so no hidden fees or hidden secrets everything you need to know is right here in plain easy to understand English. The company name is ONE NEW MAN ltd. By abolishing in his flesh the law with its commandments and regulations. His purpose was to create in himself one new man out of the two, thus making peace. Ephesians 2:15 what you must understand is that this company is a private and non governmental entity built for Christians by Christians and offered to our brothers and sisters in Yeshua Jesus Christ at congregations worldwide and is a private company with no government regulations and this company has the right to choose its partners or decline offers from any individuals that would not benefit the company. What I am offering you here is an opened door to the CEO and board of directors, full contact info and free memberships to all interested in partnering in a growing multi billion dollar industry, approval by the one new man company must be authorized by them only. So what you will receive from me is contact information only and an id number for getting into the company. I will also give you everything you need to get approved if you are qualified to partner with one new man ltd. I will share with you all of my experience with this company and its directors. I will break down the business to you in details so you know what you're getting into and tell you all of what you need to be approved. There is a limited amount of people that are allowed to partner with this company so time is of importance. God bless and may the lord bless you as he blessed me and my family. Our story of how it all began for us On our trip to Israel last year my husband and I went to the king of kings congregation in Jerusalem an amazing place of worship and fellowship that we will never forget, the lord has worked miracles in our lives that I must share with you in this listing. We met with a couple from Holland that tolled us all about One New Man Vision and of course the company that they said makes millionaires out of simple working class people. We found it very interesting but we did not have any money to start a business or invest in anything, we saved for years to buy this trip to Israel and when we get back home we have bills and mortgages to pay so we really did not put any thought into this and traveled to elat with this couple and they offered to pay our way. We stayed in elat for 7 days and the total cost was $3000, thank you lord for this wonderful experience. We visited a place called the shelter a hostel managed by John a wonderful Christian man and spent the Shabbat with other Christians who were visiting Israel for the Passover feast. Our new friends from Holland would not stop speaking about this new company they were involved in and how they were making $2500 per day while on vacation in Israel and what my husband could not forget was they kept saying they were making money while they were sleeping. My husband and Emil decided they were going fishing and Lori and I stayed at the beach with the kids, that’s where it all began, Lori said that she wanted me to meet with one of the companies directors wives that was in Israel for the feast and to tell you the truth I was very interested now and watching how this couple was spending money I wanted to know more I wanted to live in Israel and coming from a poor family really wanted to give my children what my parents could not give me when I was young. We took a taxi to the Queen of Sheba hotel and met with leora a wonderful lady and she broke down the business to me and asked if I was a believer yes I am and I come from a Christian family, I must have sounded like a little girl when I spoke to her, she was many years younger then me. Leora was 26 years old and very elegant and well mannered she was lovely and explained everything to me and I was amazed at what I was hearing from this young lady. Leora said her husband Uri is flying in from Moscow in the morning and invited us for dinner next day and I accepted the offer and this is how it all began. Our new life. My husband came back from fishing and he could not stop telling me about ONE NEW MAN and what Emil tolled him about his business. No work no anything, they do nothing and make money. I tolled him I met with leora and we will have dinner with the company director from Moscow and I saw something in my husband's face, excitement that I have not seen in many years. That night we did not sleep we were so excited but in my mind was the thought of was this of god or the enemy or was the lord testing us, these people were so nice and true believers so it had to be from Jesus, yes this was a blessing so we prayed and in the morning Emil took us diving and lunch in an Israeli restaurant and asked us what we thought about elat and both of us answered at the same time, WE WANT TO LIVE HERE yes he said it’s a wonderful place hot and sunny. Then he smiled. We did not know then but Emil and Lori had spoken about us and decided to lend us the start up money to join but wanted us to meet with the company director and have his approval first before he tolled us the good news. Dinner was great and we met with Uri a millionaire, amazing we never met with a real millionaire before and were kind of nervous at first but when he said that he came from a poor family from Russia we understood that he was just a simple man like us. I am a missionary he said and I am now a businessman but first of all I live for Jesus and the word of god comes first then everything else for me. When he spoke of god he had this shine in his face that expressed love and compassion. He tolled us that he needed to fly back to Russia then Ukraine for business but he wanted to meet with us again. This is when Emil said I want to invite our new friends to join us at One New Man and Uri approved us for partnership. We don’t have any money my husband said to Emil and Uri. God has brought you to elat to where we were and god will supply you with everything you need said Uri and then Emil said he was going to lend us the startup cash. We then traveled to Beersheba to visit a friend of Emil's and we went to another amazing congregation and prayed with pastor Bass. This is where we really understood what was happening in our lives and that things were happening to us that only god had a hand in. this is our story of how our lives changed and we want to help others in their lives. 6 months later we purchased an apartment in Elat Israel where we now live in the winter when it's cold in Estonia. I felt that I needed to share this with you and show you that god works his ways that we just don’t understand how but we do know why, because he loves us so much. How this business works I have been approved to tell you some details of how One New Man is structured so you can understand how people like us can make so much money so fast and become rich from no work at all. I will tell you about my personal experience in this business and what I saw in my trips to many of the countries One New Man does business in. once you understand what this company is about and the mission of this company is all about, you will have a clear view if this is for you or not. All members are called missionaries and although we do no work involved in making money we do have an obligation to the company to spread the word of god to all corners of the earth and our job is to speak the word of God to all people we meet with in our daily lives. We are obligated to live holy and spiritual lives for others to see the Holy Spirit in us. All members will receive free training at sometime in their lives from other missionaries on how to speak with non believers about Jesus Christ. We are also obligated to go to congregation on a steady basis and our children must be raised as true Christians. The roots of Christianity are Jewish and our lord was born as a Hebrew from a Hebrew family and understanding this is very important to knowing him and our roots to the Jewish people. We must understand what One new Man is about and when we do we understand that we are united and one as an entire people and the wall between us Jews and gentiles is gone forever and one under Jesus we stand, both Jew and gentile are now one people. We are one new man. ONE NEW MAN AS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE How this business works Very simple 2 level system Level one is an investor who is called a silent partner No work is involved and your money is used to invest in the One New Man Ltd. Corporation. Others do all of the work for you. The returns are high but not as high as the level 2 system witch we will mention below. Level 1 is mostly for people who want financial freedom and are ready to give up their 9 to 5 jobs. All level one investors have an obligation to the company to spread the word of god and donate some free time to missionary work both at home and overseas. Basically all you need to do is speak to people about Jesus Christ and the gospel. Free training to all partners and free travel to all of our conferences held worldwide. Minimum investments of 1000 Euros for all level one investors A 1000 Euro investment will earn you an estimated $1000 per week on your second month with the company Good start is 5000 Euros or higher to earn you $5000 per week on your second month with the company. These are all estimates and can change at anytime. These estimates are as close to the actual figures that you will earn with one new man Ltd. They may fluctuate from 2 to 5 % above or below these figures Level two is an investor who is involved in the company directly and will need to do fulltime work for the company. Free training to all investors and travel is needed for all level 2 investors. When I mention work I am talking about actual company work that may involve many types of jobs like working directly with the companies business, this all depends on where the company places you, what city or position. Minimum investments of 25,000 Euros for all level two investors 25,000 Euros will earn you an estimated salary of about $18,000 to $30,000 before taxes. This is just a brief look at the partnerships available from One New Man Ldt. Once in contact with the company you can ask for a detailed partnership contract. Message to all ebayers regarding this listing: this auction listing is for information only; winner or buyer of this item will receive contact information on how they can partner with this company. At no time do I promise anyone that they will get approved for partnership nor do I offer you any special privileges to join or partner. Please understand that all you will receive from me is an open door to the company CEO. Once you have this information it is up to you and the company by the grace of god to partner together. Thank you for spending a few minutes looking at this listing. God bless CLICK ON THE VIDEO TO WATCH Some but not all of what this company deals with is Crude oil and natural gas. Diamonds and colored gems, automobile dealerships and the garment industry. China manufacturing of many items from electrical and affordable clothing. Generic medications. Research and development of mineral products from the lowest point on earth the Dead Sea and its region. Precious metals investments. Money exchange and finance of businesses worldwide. And most of all the mission of spreading the word of god to the unbelievers. Please contact me through the eBay email system to make sure that your emails get through to me. I will respond to every email sent to me.