Amusing – My Lumps ~ My Lovely Lady Camel Humps ~bizarre Auction

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Welcome to my very Bizarre Auction my humps, my lovely lady lumps My Lovely Camel Humps My Bizarre Auction Started Like This I never knew that a Camel could have Two Humps Until Searching One Boring Day I Happen To Find This Poster Below On The Bay Listed Under Inspirational Posters, So I Bought One It arrived nicely, and I hung it up in my computer room Before I knew it, I felt Happy As If It Released Gloom It Inspired Me, Alright To Find The Song Well, of course That didn't take Long I wanted To Share With You The Strange Things I've Found I was Slacking Before, Not Really Looking Around I began to enjoy the Music and the Poster So Very Much It Had a Wonderful Yet Weird Kind of Touch I Would be listing on the Bay A few Times A Week Looking In My Mirror, One Day, I Just Felt Like a Geek I Decided To Primp and Pamper Myself In Every Way Inspired By Two Humps ?? Well, What Can I Say Before You Knew, Weeks Had Gone By, So I Had To Peek OMG, I Laughed, and Yelled This Posters a Freek It Just Inspired To Me To Look and Feel Like My Old Self Yes, There Sat My Bust Cream, My Makeup Upon My Shelf I Could Remember In Gym Class, When They Would Say If You Listen To Music, Hump & Bump, They Would Stay I Tried to Remember The Old Verse My Coach Would Yell Never Worrying about Our Minds Or If We Could Spell It Then Came To Mind, And I Began Humming Along It's What Made Me Inspired When I Sang This Song She Would Yell, Pump Your Humps, Your Lady Lumps Looking At Some Flatter Than Me, They Stood Like Bumps So Yes, Oh Yes We Must, We Must Increase Our Bust It's Been A Few Months Now, Time For A New Must I Decided To Sell My Lady Lumps On The Bay It's Strange & Weird, Bizarre I Must Say So Up For Auction, Is This Poster, That Will Travel To You I Must Say, This Bizarre Story Is Quite True I Will Wrap It Gently With Bubble and Tube On To A New Face, To Enhance The Boob Now, You May Say, What You Gonna Do With All That Junk Please Whatever, Put It Up On Your Wall, Don't Leave This In Your Trunk Who Will Spend Enough To Win My Humps, My Lovely Lady Humps, To Drive You Crazy Get Off Your Chair, Get Inspired, Since You Have No Time To Be Lazy You Will Love My Lovely Lady Humps Just Check Out These Two LaRgE Bumps My Policy States No Returns Per Ebay Rules all sales final This Bizarre Poster Will Be Packed With Love, and Bubble Shipped Priority To You, With a Tracking Number & Insurance Of Course My Form Of Payment is Paypal The Trusted Way To Purcahase On Ebay, Or With Any Form Paypal Accepts Please Ask Any Questions Prior To Purchase Via Ask The Seller Link Thank you for Stopping By My Bizarre Auction My Bizarre Auction Is Up To All Ebay Policies, This Is Not A Charity, Lottery, Game Of Chance, Nor Raffle. You are Simply Bidding On This Poster That Has Created Havoc To Me So, I Am Selling This Poster, For All To See Music and Pictures Are Used Only For Entertainment Purposes This Poster Is Not Guaranteed To Make You Scream This Poster Is Not To Inspire Your Dream Whatever Effect This Poster May Have Upon You I am Not Liable For, It's My Weird Experience Told To Be True All Pictures & Music Belong To The Respective Owners Only. this auction is strange, bizarre, and off the wall ~ you can have this hanging from your wall :) Please, Only Serious Bidders, Thank You :) Thank You For Stopping By ~ **All images are purchased or copywritten to their respective owners.** This will be in a frame, so it's heavy, I will be albe to use a flat rate priority box. 2009 © Auction Template Provided By AuctionPimpin On Apr-25-09 at 10:23:41 PDT, seller added the following information: Click Here. Double your traffic. Get Vendio Gallery - Now FREE! supreme Free eBay Tools supremeauctiononlinesoftware.automatic.feedback On Jul-21-09 at 23:16:55 PDT, seller added the following information: