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Funny – Under Mattress Bed Restraints W/ 12 Anchor Connections

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"12 Anchor Point Under the Mattress Restraint System" Only 2 left of design with metal tips Manufacturer has stopped making them. This is the strongest, most versatile and creative system on the market. This unique design allows you to connect at 12 anchor points. I also include a limited lifetime warranty!(cut webbing or webbing tips pulled off excluded) >>>>>>>>Connecting hardware and cuffs are NOT included with the restraint system<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Item Description: 1. All webbing is 1" wide black polypropylene with a 650# breaking strength 2. All plastic hardware is black, injection molded and has smooth edges so as not to damage your mattress or bedding 3. All metal is silver in color and nickel plated 4. The connection point metal "D" rings are almost a 1/4" thick and welded 5. With this unique design there is NO stitching to wear out 6. Each package comes with easy to follow installation and adjustment instructions Why buy this restraint system over the competitors item? This restraint system fits between your mattress and box springs. It easily adjusts to all size beds even a California King Pillowtop. If you ever get a different size bed this restraint system will adjust to fit it! Never a need to buy another one. If you have a need to be discreet just simply slide the 12 "D" rings and webbing under the mattress. This relationship enhancement device is great when traveling or those extra fun getaways. You can even machine wash and dry this product. Some asian bed sizes are quite different so they would have to be custom made and that is why we do not ship to Asia. These are handcrafted and ready to ship within 2 days after payment clears Disclaimer and Feedback policy Safety first and we do not condone non-consensual use of this product. We also are NOT responsible for how this product is used. We only guarantee the quality of thhe material and craftsmanship. Because this is a discreet private auction we only leave feedback when we are contacted by you or you leave feedback first All rights reserved Payment Paypal is preferred for faster shipping. All purchases are based on USD funds Payment must be recieved in 5 days unless other arrangements are made Shipping I ship out usually the same day or at least the next day after Paypal payment clears Your item will be shipped USPS priority in the USA and First Class on international orders No returns due to the nature of the item USA and Canada shipping and handling is $10 and $5 for each additional item International orders are $20 for the first item and 10.00 for each additonal item We do not ship to Asia

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