Funny – Want to do stuff with this guy’s beard?

This one’s pretty funny. Some of the best laughs online are on eBay. I waste tons of time viewing the funny stuff people list. Americana is a comedy goldmine. You find ironic stuff every other listing.

I will do whatever you want to my beard

I have had a beard for 8 weeks now and it is has been the most incredible 8 weeks of my life. I want to share this experience with all of you out there that can't or won't grow a beard of your own. If you successfully win this auction, you will win full rights to my beard from Friday, July 31st, 2009 at 6pm EST until Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 6am EST. That's a full 60 hours of a once in a lifetime beard experience. I will do anything you want to my beard with respect to styling it, cutting it and trimming it. You can make my beard look any way you want it to look. But that's not all! I will email you 3 pictures of my beard each day - morning, afternoon and evening. That way you can see exactly what you've made me do to my beard. I will email you 3 updates per day of people's reactions to my beard and stories about my beard. That way you have all the important details of what's going on with my beard. I will email you bonus coverage of any interesting beard related developments. I know, it sounds too good to be true! Just listen to what people have said about my beard: "It's a stunning beard, one of the best" -International beard expert, 49 "I wish I had a beard like that" -Girl, 22 So bid on this unique opportunity now. Good luck!