Hilarious – Birdlocked Chastity

Here’s something very funny. I used to browse eBay looking for interesting things to buy. You can waste lots of hours viewing the funny things sellers list. Collectables is a comedy goldmine. You find ironic stuff every other listing.

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New In Box! Regular Birdlocked This is a private listing, item is blocked in feedback. Feedback only given by request. Payments received after 2PM MDT M-F will go out the following morning. Priority mail has been arriving on the 2nd business day. Birdlocked is a patented new design made with 100% hypoallergenic silicone found in medical uses. Birdlocked is so comfortable that you tend to forget that you're wearing a device. Thanks to its many air-holes you can wear it every day, go to the bathroom while keeping impeccable hygiene without relief. Dimensions: Total length of the cage : 3.7 inches length of the ring: 1.75 inches length of the cage : 2.53 inches Diameter tube : 1.36 inches Minimum thickness of silicon: 4 mm Specifications: Unbreakable without the use of cutting tools Waterproof Comfort and safety: Little pain during nocturnal 7 ventilation holes Easy cleaning without removing the cage Hypoallergenic product that causes no irritation Very discreet Birdlocked is easy to wash without removal because it is hypoallergenic and once locked comfortable to wear and completely invisible under any clothing. Shipping to Canada is approxamently one week. Item intended as a gag gift only. Neither seller nor eBay are responsible for any personal injury resulting from misuse of this gift.