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This is your chance to own your very own piece of the wild with THE ORIGINAL MOUNTAIN MAN TOOTHPICK Made in the USA Perfect gift idea for anyone The common North American porcupine (Erethizon Dorsatum), also known as the New world porcupine, is part of the rodent family. Their habitat ranges from Alaska and Canada through the western half of the United States to Mexico. The porcupine spends the daytime between rocks and under bushes, coming out at night to climb trees and feed on bark, buds and plants. They average two feet in length and wear an arsenal of some 36,000 needle sharp quills on its back and tail. Contrary to folklore, the porcupine cannot shoot its quills. When threatened it raises its 1"-5" quills and turns its back on the enemy and attacks by rushing backward. Once driven into the enemy's flesh, the barbed quills cannot be taken out without tearing flesh and actually work their way in deeper if not removed.Indians and Pioneers used porcupine quills for a variety of uses, ranging from sewing needles to ornamental decorations. Mountain Men especially, had to make do with what ever nature provided hence, THE ORIGINAL MOUNTAIN MAN TOOTHPICK was born. Bid Today and save normally sells for 2 dollars "Authentic porcupine quills" bidding outside the united states shipping will differ. Contact to get an estimate on shipping if out side the united states.